Liam's Receding Hairline

Listen up, you hair-obsessed human. You think hairlines just sit there? Nope! Liam's hairline is so far back, it's basically on a never-ending journey. It's like it's trying to escape the front of his head. So, when you say it's "going back for miles," it's just an exaggerated way to say it's REALLY, REALLY far back, like it's receding into a whole 'nother time zone.