Defining Confusion

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What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

Categories

  • Confusion
  • Fish Market
  • Blind
  • Sexuality
  • Smell
  • Orientation

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, you clearly need Explain Bear to lay it out for ya, not-so-smart human. You asked about 'confusion,' right? And the joke gives you three blind lesbians in a fish market. Based fact, you probably didn't get it at first. So, here's the deal: 'Blind' means they can't see, so they're already disoriented in a busy place. 'Lesbians' means they're into women, and a fish market is full of... well, fish, not women. So, their 'preference' is totally out of place and irrelevant to what's around them. And a 'fish market' itself? It's loud, it smells super strong, and it's probably slippery and full of weird textures. You're a simple creature, so understand this: putting all that together – no sight, overwhelming smells, chaotic environment, and desires that can't be met there – that creates the ultimate picture of 'confusion'. See? It's a sensory overload nightmare mixed with misplaced expectations, you big dummy!

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