Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
School.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.