Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your mom #69.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.