Worst Jokes Ever
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Ballz!
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When I walk to school, I fart.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?