Worst Jokes Ever
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
My ex.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.