Frog's Commute

Okay, so listen up, you genius. You're the type of guy who thinks a frog is just a slimy green thing. Like, seriously, you're dense. Anyway, this "joke" is a pun. Get it? "Toad" sounds like "towed." It's about a frog whose car was towed. So, he took the train. Duh. The humor is in the similar sound between towed and toad. I bet you thought he just hopped there. No wonder why you are struggling so much.