Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.