Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
My ex.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Just cum.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.