Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that water is wet?
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your mom #69.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Cardi B has very long nails.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"