Worst Jokes Ever
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
I love gay people. UwU
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.