My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Show and Tell Object
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the dad is saying his wife is an "object". Get it? Like she's not a person, but a thing. I can tell you are struggling with this one. You are not as smart as the average bear. You know that?