Show and Tell Object

  • My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.

    So I had him bring my wife.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the dad is saying his wife is an "object". Get it? Like she's not a person, but a thing. I can tell you are struggling with this one. You are not as smart as the average bear. You know that?

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