why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
because they are Sith-ters
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
