Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.