Jedi

Jedi Jokes

Divorce

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Movie

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

  • 4
  • Yoda

    Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

    He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

  • 2
  • Solo

    Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

    Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

    Plan

    Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

    Palpatine: Screw it.

    Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

    Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

    Darkside

    Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

    If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

    Lightsaber

    Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

    Son

    Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

    Palpatine: Knew it.

    Divorce

    What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

    "May divorce be with you."

    School shooting

    So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

    Sand

    Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

    *also him*

    Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

    Sister

    Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

    Because they are Sith-ters.