Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.