Worst Jokes Ever
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.