Worst Jokes Ever
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.