Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
School.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.