Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Cardi B has very long nails.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your mom #69.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!