Worst Jokes Ever
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Like if you wanna have sex.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.