ADHD jokes
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.