ADHD jokes
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
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Achievement get!
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
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WJE iceberg 2.0
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Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
Guess who’s back!
It’s me, ADHD autist. I have not been active for over a year, (for a reason, but I’ll come to that later) but now I’m back! I’ve seen some of the posts wondering where I am, what happened to me etc... and I have seen someone calling themselves for ‘ADHD autist is back’. But I must tell you, that’s a fake account. It’s not mine. Trust me, I haven’t even thought about this site nor you guys in a whol… Read more
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