Tornado jokes
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
FEEL THE POWER
I love you.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.