Tornado

Tornado Jokes

Break

Why did the tornado take a break?

Because it ran out of wind! 😂

Touchdown

Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?

A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”

Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Cane

What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?

A hurri-CANE.

House

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Woman

Women are like tornadoes.

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

House

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

Woman

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Girlfriend

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Fan

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Orphan

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Divorce

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

Orphan

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

Beer

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

Rape

How do you rape a girl?

By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

Girl

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.