Tornado jokes
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
I love you.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.