Tornado Jokes

Why did the tornado take a break?

Because it ran out of wind! 😂

Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?

A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado,the tornado refused to suck her up

What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?

A hurriCANE

Knock knock whose there tornado tornado who tornado going to suk yo house up

Women are like Tornadoes

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone

(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD

An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad

What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Why do orphans die when a tornado come. They don't have parents to perfect them

Why do orphans love tornadoes because they always pick you up

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