Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
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What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurriCANE
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Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why do orphans die when a tornado come. They don't have parents to perfect them
Why do orphans love tornadoes because they always pick you up
What Did The Beer Can Say To The Other? Open Me Please What Did The Coconut Say To The Other? Crack Why Did The Jalapeño Cross The Road? Got Spicy Why Did The Hubcap Cross The Road? Crack Why Jazz JR. Get To The Other Side Of The Creek? Don’t Break A Leg What Did The Tornado Cross The Road? Let’s Spin Again Why Did The Turkey Get To The Other Side of The Creek? Don’t Break A Leg What did The Bunny Get To The Side Of The Road? Get Furry
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Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
