Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "Same time next month?"
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn't have the time
How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
