Time

Time jokes

Sex

    • The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?

    IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!

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    • Homophobia

    • And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

    Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

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    • People

    • I hate people that hate life.

    Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

    *hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

    Sister

    • One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

    Time memes

    Hairline

    • Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

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    • Coin

    • A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"

    She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."

    Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"

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    • Nut

    • Have you seen the Justin meme?

    Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

    Just-in time for deez nuts.

    Bruh.

    But actually, it's a parody.

    Wait, actually?

    Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

    Fetish

    • A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.

    The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.

    When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"

    She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.

    The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"

    She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."

    The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"

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    • Cock

    • Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

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    • Day

    • Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

    Minecraft

    • Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!

    YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.

    And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.

    Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!

    I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

    I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.

    Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

    It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...

    END!

    Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

    Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!

    Axe it's head, axe it's head.

    Axe it's head, defeat him.

    SUBSCRIBE!!!

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