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Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
my grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
