Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
my grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
