Weather

Weather Jokes

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!

Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus