What do you call a orphans family reunion
Me time
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
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why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
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The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
*One day u see a girl climb a pole and ask her* Why are u climbing that pole Because a boy payed me to He did that to see your underwear Oh. Ok *next day u see her do the same thing* why are u ding the same thing Well I got him this time. I did not wear underwear
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
