what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
I wanted to make a Joke about Clocks,but i got no Time for that.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
it took me 9.11 seconds to realize
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
Do you know what my favorite time of day is? 6:30 HANDS DOWN.
