Weather Is Like Sex

This is a pun using the double meaning of 'get wet'. It uses the common understanding of weather getting wet through rain while relating that to sex.

• Weather
• Sex
• Time
• Vegetable
• Wet
• Desire

• A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
• How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
• I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
• Sex is like pizza. When it’s hot, it’s great. When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.