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Confession confusion

    • An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:

    Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."

    Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

    Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

    Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

    Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

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    • Explanation

    • The humor comes from the old man's misunderstanding of the purpose of confession in a Catholic church. He thinks it's just a place to share news rather than a religious rite, and he uses it as an opportunity to brag about his encounter.

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