Time Jokes

Is your hairline a time traveler because it went way back

one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts

They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"

this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya

Hello everyone how is your day today?

I read to deaf kids in my spare time

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.

Guess what's 'tiiiimmeeeee ABDE'?

....yes, it is long time no see

A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!

What time is it when you can smell smoke 💨 inside? Time to get outside

What time is it when you say what? Time to start over

if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk

what month has 28 days

all of them

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.

three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!