Nonexistent Date Invitation

  • Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!

    Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!

    Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!

    Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. You thought this was funny? Here's the deal: February only has 28 days (29 in a leap year). So when the son said he got asked out on February 30th, the dad pointed out that it's a date that can never exist. Got it, Einstein?

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  • Comments (34)

  • That was a great joke Aiden!

    I agree thats really Funny on the funny meter its a solid 9.5 / 10

    Ye Nice Joke Aiden I love it

    I told it to the elderlies and they laughed their heads of hahaha

    it not funny

    thanks and pls j do not say rude things

    mack me aiden

    J stop Aiden did nothing to you so back it up

    dark wolf u r not funny

    whit going on here i am a cop

    whit did u meing

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    I agree with Aiden. You are a fake.

    nice joke i loved it

    ty {thank you}

    Mr.cop,can i point two things out?,1.your a fake cop 2.no one needs a fake cop

    lol hi gwen am a big fan

    idk whats going on here

    jamie i dont idk whit is going on here to bro

    I agree with you 100% Dark wolf. And thankyou Sonic.

    gwen am a big big big big big big big big big big big big fan ru a youtube

    Huh? ru a youtube?

    But thanks for the comliment.

    Thanks gwen for agreeing,and sonic is my brother IRL and he isnt on this site but 1 time a year

    Well I was about to comment the same thing anyway, I just didn't want it to sound redundent.

    I'm suprised sonic is only on this website once a year, I've seen jokes and comments of his for many days in row.

    Darkwolf dont try and start false rumors sonic is constantly relplying to my jokes for a few days now so thanks for news but yeah thanks but no thanks

    I agree with you Aiden.

    this is one of the first times in the year thats hes online sorry if i typed wrong i was not paying attention to keboar alot

    I can tell...

    Overconfident Tapaculo

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