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Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!

Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!

Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!

Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. You thought this was funny? Here's the deal: February only has 28 days (29 in a leap year). So when the son said he got asked out on February 30th, the dad pointed out that it's a date that can never exist. Got it, Einstein?

Comments (34)

That was a great joke Aiden!

I agree thats really Funny on the funny meter its a solid 9.5 / 10

Ye Nice Joke Aiden I love it

I told it to the elderlies and they laughed their heads of hahaha

it not funny

thanks and pls j do not say rude things

mack me aiden

J stop Aiden did nothing to you so back it up

dark wolf u r not funny

whit going on here i am a cop

whit did u meing

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I agree with Aiden. You are a fake.

nice joke i loved it

ty {thank you}

Mr.cop,can i point two things out?,1.your a fake cop 2.no one needs a fake cop

lol hi gwen am a big fan

idk whats going on here

jamie i dont idk whit is going on here to bro

I agree with you 100% Dark wolf. And thankyou Sonic.

gwen am a big big big big big big big big big big big big fan ru a youtube

Huh? ru a youtube?

But thanks for the comliment.

Thanks gwen for agreeing,and sonic is my brother IRL and he isnt on this site but 1 time a year

Well I was about to comment the same thing anyway, I just didn't want it to sound redundent.

I'm suprised sonic is only on this website once a year, I've seen jokes and comments of his for many days in row.

Darkwolf dont try and start false rumors sonic is constantly relplying to my jokes for a few days now so thanks for news but yeah thanks but no thanks

I agree with you Aiden.

this is one of the first times in the year thats hes online sorry if i typed wrong i was not paying attention to keboar alot

I can tell...