Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly
Because whenever they hit the corner they build a shop
Why did the orphan play Monopoly to at least get some money #fake
why cant orphans play monopoly?? cause they cant put a house
