Monopoly jokes

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they can't put a house.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?

They don't know what a house is.