Monopoly jokes
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.