COVID test jokes
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What if your Corona test is neutral?
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.