COVID test jokes

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.