Yo Mama's Time Zones

  • Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. This joke is saying that "yo mama" is so incredibly obese that one timezone ain't enough for her massive girth. She's gotta rock two watches just to keep track of when each half of her is supposed to eat next. Get it now, genius?

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