Adrenaline jokes
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.