Adrenaline

Adrenaline Jokes

Charity

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

Girlfriend

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.

The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.

With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

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  • Skydiving

    You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

    Bridge

    What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

    You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

    Skydiving

    You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

    Condom

    Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

    Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.