Adrenaline jokes
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Speed.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
LET'S GOOOO!
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."