Timer jokesAdd jokeBestNewestBreath4 years agoYou have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.Egg4 years agoI bought a Dalek egg timer recently...After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"Minor9 months agoIf her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.Time jokesCount jokesMeasure jokesDevice jokesTool jokesHairline jokesAll categories
Egg4 years agoI bought a Dalek egg timer recently...After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"