Timer jokes
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Memes
Kaboom
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
Community
@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.
B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it
C) see point A)
And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?