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Breath

4 years ago

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

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  • Egg

    4 years ago

    I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

    After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

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  • Minor

    9 months ago

    If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

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