Mississippi Jokes

Two Italian men get on a bus...

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

Spell Mississippi

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

haha you said pp

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River

What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A. Mississippi.

Mississippi

Girls are missing a pp

Welcome to mississippi

Hahaha you have no pp

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho...Alaska!