Mississippi jokes
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.