Home Covid Test Method

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you knucklehead. You're so dense you probably think 'negative' means you're a bad person. The joke here is that you're using drinking beer as a 'COVID test'. It's not a real test, genius! You are just trying to find a reason to drink beer, and probably drink more than you should. The fact that you're nervous about doing it again because you have a headache just proves you're a complete bonehead!

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