Inconvenient Gunmen Disturbance

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My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.

The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.

With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius. You see, the joke is that instead of worrying about his girlfriend's safety when she called about armed gunmen, this dummy was just annoyed that he couldn't sleep. Get it? Priorities, you wouldn't understand them if they bit you on your furry ass.

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    Lol, I liked that one. I would do the same if it was anyone in my family.

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