Misspelled Mississippi

Two Italian men get on a bus.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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Listen up, dummy! These two paisans are on a bus, chattin' it up in their broken English. This broad overhears 'em sayin' some nasty stuff and gets all bent outta shape, accusin' 'em of talkin' 'bout their sexcapades in public. But here's the kicker, ya numbskull: they ain't talkin' 'bout nothin' dirty! They're just tryin' to spell "Mississippi" with their thick accents, see? It's a play on words, ya moron! You know that Mississippi is a river. Do you know what a river is?

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This is perfect