There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
