I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Years of Bad Luck
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone claiming they have a ton of bad luck because their reflection is so ugly it shatters mirrors. Basically, they're saying they're cursed with ugliness. You probably think you're smart, but you're just another mouth breather to me.
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