Dice memes

Number

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Crit especially if you are a rouge

Truly are

I got all max 1st try

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get (again)

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.