What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
As a kid used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock. Now I pee on just following the ritual of Africa.
