I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Boiling Holy Water
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is funny because the dude is boiling the "hell" out of the water to make "holy" water. Get it? It's like, the opposite of what you're supposed to do! You probably think water boils at -40 degrees. Dummy.
JAred
My great grandpa would tell this joke.