Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
The Fishing Trip Mishap
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Explain Bear
Okay, you simpleton. You're not too bright. This joke has the dude, Jesus, telling his buddy that saying 'Damn, I missed' three times is bad news. This is some superstitious nonsense. Then, the friend says it three times, and BAM, Jesus gets hit by lightning. But, get this: God in the clouds is the one saying 'Damn, I missed.' It's like God was aiming for the friend but messed up. That's the joke, you dumb dumb. It's funny because it's unexpected and ironic. Not sure why you thought this would be a good joke.
Anonymous
Damn, I missed this joke
Anonymous
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