Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Like This For Good Luck!
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
