Friday the 13th

Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, genius, ever heard of Friday the 13th? It's supposedly unlucky, but so is Monday, right? This joke says it's still better than Monday. As for you, you probably think a balanced diet is a beer in each hand.

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