Ea-nāṣir's Copper Ring Business Plan

Alright, listen up, you big brain! This meme is a two-part punch. First, you've got someone showing off a 'special' copper ring that apparently breaks when it soaks up too much 'negative energy' from their life. The catch? It broke in just one month, meaning their life is probably a disaster zone of bad vibes. You probably know a few people like that, always complaining, huh? The second part, which is the real kicker, is the legendary bad copper salesman Ea-nāṣir popping up. He sees this 'negative energy' marketing angle as a brilliant way to sell his notoriously poor quality copper. Basically, he's saying, 'Hey, if it breaks, just blame the buyer's bad life, not my shoddy product!' It's a jab at people who fall for pseudo-spiritual marketing and a nod to historical scoundrels.