[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Medusa makes men hard
your hairline goes back so far it dated zeus
What is at the end of a rainbow
The w
God is fake
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
