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DIANEE

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Registered on 12/17/2024 · 3 followers · Last active 17 days ago

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Me everyday all day

Cartoon image of a golden dragon with its tongue sticking out, with the text "Me everyday all day".

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Join the noodle cult

The image shows the text "The noodle cult", followed by two bundles of spaghetti and a heart. Below there is the text "Here is the Mascot: Gerald noon" followed by a drawing of a banana. At the bottom, there is the text "Join the noodle cult today. If you do want to join call this number: 385-312-2956."

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Don't mess with me

An Uno reverse card with "+ALL" written on it, with an image of 4 squares in the order green, yellow, blue, and red.

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just...

A cartoon image shows a three-headed hydra with yellow scales, horns, and tongues sticking out of its mouths, against a dark blue background.

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ADHD

The image shows a golden three-headed dragon. The text "ADHD" is above all three heads. The left head is labeled "fast thinking", the middle one "hyperfocus", and the right one "memorizing names."

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I'M NOT

A cartoon depicting Daenerys Targaryen and her three dragons. Two of the dragons are collared. A black dragon with a red sack slung across its shoulders confronts the group, exclaiming, "What are you doing this to meee? I am out of here, you're not even my real mom!"

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A picture shows a lizard with its mouth open next to a little girl in a yellow jacket who looks to the right with a surprised expression on her face. The text reads: "How I feel when I bring home hornworms."

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A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."

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A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."

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A lizard with its mouth wide open looking excited. The text says, "Yay!!!!" above the lizard and "mccrickets!!!!!!" below it.

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A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

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The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

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A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."

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The image depicts three cartoonish dragon characters with different expressions. They are labeled "Burn," "Blister," and "Blaze" respectively. The first two have serious facial expressions and the third dragon's expression is goofy with its tongue sticking out.

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someone didn't eat it

The image shows a bearded dragon in two panels. The top panel shows the lizard looking to the left with the text: "I see you poured your heart and soul into that salad. It would be a shame if..." The bottom panel shows the same lizard looking forward with the text: "...someone didn't eat it".

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The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".

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The image shows two panels of a red armored character with the text “so I took your meme” on the first panel, the same character with the text “but I liked it first because I ain’t an asshole” on the second panel.

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The image is a close-up of a text that reads, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT PLAYED AGAIN." The font is a basic, sans-serif style.

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A rubber duck is talking to a young duckling. The speech bubble above says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!"

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A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

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