A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...

So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."


If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion