Bad Luck and a Laugh

This is a joke about objects having a conversation, and the punchline is unexpected. The beer bottle and mirror make a common superstition-based threat about breaking them, but the condom's reaction is funny because it's not something you would expect given the context. It creates an awkward and slightly inappropriate humor.

• Condom
• Beer Bottle
• Bad
• Beer
• Year
• Mirror

• Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
• I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
• Why'd the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
• What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"