A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Hopscotch Consequences
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. So, this kid is playing hopscotch, right? And she's all like, "Step on a crack, break your mama's back!" But here's the kicker: it actually happens! Then she does the same with her dad's spine, but it's the neighbor who gets wrecked! And get this, turns out the dad isn't really the dad, so he's happy and drives through the garage door because he is finally free! I bet you didn't even know hopscotch was a game people play outside! I'm so smart.
Stalin
"Dad why did you say bye sis to mommy"deformed Jimmy said
"Well son,this is alabam"the dad said