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Anonymous

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels labeled "Girls" show two Wojak-style girls expressing their love for kids. The bottom two panels labeled "Boys" show two Chad-style boys, one saying "I love kids" and the other on the phone saying "Hello 911?"

ASHMAN

ME!! EVERY DAY!!

The meme shows text describing the action of looking at the phone to see the time, then putting the phone away, followed by the question "So what time is it?" The next line says "My brain:" and below is an image of Shrek with the caption "Good question".

Cocel 😮💨

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a woman in the water looking shocked with a stingray behind her and the text "Me on my phone" and "Little kids" near her. The bottom part shows a close-up image of a stingray's face with the text "You got games on your phone?"

Hollow Knight Beater

Can you relate

A baby with wide eyes and a surprised expression is being held by a person whose face is partially visible. Text overlay reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR DAD USES YOUR PHONE".

M3ME G0D

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a person with a mask with a smile, and the text says "Android is better!". The top right panel shows a person crying, and the text says "No iPhone is better!". The bottom two panels show a person with a beard, with the text "Nice phone" and then the same person saying "Thanks". The top two panels are labeled "People now" and the bottom two panels are labeled "People in 2003".

Germanuser

A close-up of a phone screen showing airplane mode icon, a battery icon and the time 9:11. Below the icons the text "Is my phone trying to tell me something 🤨" is placed.

Manga fan

Meme:

Four-panel image with anime characters reacting to different phone settings. The first panel shows a guy looking terrified next to the word 'Brightness.' The second panel has a screaming character next to the word 'Volume.' The third panel depicts a Titan next to the word 'Font.' The fourth panel shows another character looking annoyed next to the word 'Notifications.' The text above the panels says, 'Opening mom's phone.'

Flappy.

A person is holding many phones in their hands with the text "Block my number b**ch I dare you" on the top of the image.

Daddy dick

Sad so sad

The image shows Shrek with tired eyes and a displeased expression. The text above him reads, "When you wake up to find that your phone wasn't charging all night:".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

Heroin Monkey

A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."

Heroin Monkey

The left side shows an iPhone screen that says "Face ID, Try Again. Try Face ID Again." The right side is a photo of a man with a distorted, square-shaped face, resembling a Minecraft character. He has blocky features, including a square head, eyes, and mouth.

Wade

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

Anonymous

GF be like...

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile has the text 'Whos that bitch on your phone named MOM? I DONT LIKE HER' overlayed on the image.

sunshine

me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls

The image shows a drawing of Spongebob in a caveman style on the left. On the right, the text says "WHEN YOUR PHONE IS AT 1% AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR CHARGER."

imgayforjimmy

new years be like in my house

The image is a split panel. On the left, the text "Others" is above a blurry image of a crowd celebrating with confetti. On the right, the text "Me" is above a picture of a baby illuminated by the light of a phone in their hands. The words "Same To You" appear multiple times over the baby. Above both images it says "31st December Night".

Nateツ

A person is lying in bed, wrapped in white covers and wearing a gold bonnet, looking at their phone. The text above reads "I can't go out I'm busy" Me:

Jazzy💕

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The image shows text against a background of grass. It states, "Schools be like:" then lists "Bad Grades", "Vaping", "Racism", "Bullying", each with an angel emoji, followed by "Hoodies", "Phones", "Gum", and "AirPods", each with an angry face emoji.

M3ME G0D

A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.

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