Superstition jokes
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
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I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"