Smart jokes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Do you know this kind of kid
im so smart guys
Yes so smart
If you guys are smart, you will get this.
When you beat the system
I am smart!
so true
Community talk
I'm actually being smart for once ^^
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