My sister thinks she sooooo smart, she said that the only food that makes you cry is onions therefore I threw a coconut her.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
Follow me if you know someone smart.
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits