Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
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What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Everyone has a good heart they just don't know what to do with it. I say give some one some love. Hate is soooooo stupid love is soooo smart!
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Why are mountains so smart Cuz they have a degree
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart not stupid.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
