Smartphone

Smartphone jokes

School Shooter

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Trade

Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

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  • Single

    I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

    Memes

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

    One has a home.

    Phone

    Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

    Orphan

    Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

    Because it doesn’t have a home button.

    Orphan

    Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

    Orphan

    An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

    Orphan

    For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

    Orphan

    I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

    Phone

    Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

    Why? You ask.

    Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

    Phone

    Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

    Orphan

    Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

    Pizza

    Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.