When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What's the difference between an iPhone and and orphan.
One has a home.
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I get jealous when my phone dies
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
