Smartphone jokes
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 馃拃
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What鈥檚 an orphan鈥檚 favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn鈥檛 have a home button.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.