Smartphone jokes
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.