Smartphone jokes
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.