Vocabulary jokes
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Angel is a good word.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
How many feet are in feet?
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.