Vocabulary

Vocabulary Jokes

Word

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

Dictate

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

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  • Antidote

    It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

    Hoe

    What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

    A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

    Pirate

    Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

    Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

    Orphan

    Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.

    Orphan

    What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

    They both have no meaning.

    Word

    I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

    Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

    Word

    What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

    “Is It In?”

    Fish

    Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

    They replied, "I don’t know."

    I said, "Fsh."

    Sentence

    It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

    Orange

    A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

    So I replied, "No, it doesn't."