Vocabulary jokes

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

For WORDPLAY!

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"

Nothing.

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

Spell "IOUT", no space.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.