I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship… targeted companies include:
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