There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
Shit I’m never gonna try commit suicide again ,I almost died
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
if you try to fail and you succeed which one did you do
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
I tried to catch air once ... I mist
If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT.
You so far you tried to eat the word edible
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
