Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Listen here, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You posted a 'joke' about a hot dog, which is already bottom-of-the-barrel humor. You see, hot dogs aren't actually sentient, they don't have brains. And an 'honor roll' is a list of students with high grades. It's funny because it's unexpected to think of a hot dog being smart, or 'enrolling' in school, get it?