Artificial Intelligence jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."