Artificial Intelligence jokes

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

Windows shutting down.

What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?

"ERROR"

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!