Artificial Intelligence jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Explain bear.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."