Artificial Intelligence jokes
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.