Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence Jokes

Google

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Memory

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

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  • Google

    Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

    Empathy

    What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

    A robot can feign empathy.

    Wife

    Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

    He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Boeing

    What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

    Ask Boeing.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

    Noise

    What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

    Windows shutting down.

    Dog

    I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

    She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

    Google

    Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

    Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

    Google

    How can you tell if Google is a girl?

    It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!