Smart Jokes

Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying

Why was the ant so smart? Because it always new the ant er

Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!

Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained

Toilet paper fight hat

What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose but you can't pick your friends noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class. What about the teacher you learn her?

POV: me telling a joke

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass Me: nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass find a cure for cancer

What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄

There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

You know how Steven is smart which class did he skip? Leg day

What is a kid 🧒 who loves school 🏫? A smart kid 🧒

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, The watch voice asked us if we wanted to do solo run or group run. Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout “ I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty” Shame on you pessi😡😡

Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, "Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."