Smart jokes
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart. I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
love problems for smart dinosaurs pack 1
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
No one is smart. I am smart.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!